Give me the remote.
There's a special on Animal Planet about female rottweilers giving birth.
I want the remote.
You've had it all day. It's my turn to watch what I want to watch.
Come on! Turn it to the that Animal Planet channel...pleeeeease. I want to see if I know any of these babes they're calling Rottweilers. Isn't that what I am. Isn't that what you call me. I think thats what I hear you say.
Come on. Turn it on now. It might be on. If you don't turn it on now, I'm gonna quit watching TV with you.
I swear, I'll just go right to your side of the bed right now. Then you'll see. You can sleep right there on the couch.