Rottweiler Snacks

This little bear thought he was gonna get away.

But I caught him and now I'm gonna tear him apart bit by bit.

I have to work fast or anonymous master will get really mad.

Rottwieler News

I'm ready for some more fun, food, and females. I use to know this one bitch who was suppose to be my girlfriend. Me and her was gonna make some puppies. At least thats what I heard them talking about. I wish they take me to her.

I got out of the yard the other day and went looking for her, but the next door neighbor cut me off at the pass and locked me up in his back yard until my Master came home. Ya see, there was this wind thing going on, and it knocked down the fence--That's how I slipped out.

boy oh boy its a good thing they got me, cause I was on a mission.

Rottweiler Snow Day

"Every dog has got to have a day when he gets to do what he wants", I say. "And I want to play outside in the snow. With you. So lets go."

"Get your shoes on and come on out here and play with me", I pleading with you.

"I Gots my basketball all ready to go", crying now. "So whats its only 11 degrees".

"Go put your fake fur coat on and lets play for awhile, then we can go in and get something for lunch and take a nap".

"Come on, lets go, I'm waiting here"!

Rottweiler Reputation

The Bad Boy Rep I got, could hardly come from my master, cause I'm really just a big baby in a mean doggies body and they know it. I even found this survey on my behalf that goes to show its not me who to blame, its you humans. Read this!

Taken in abstract, from a "prospective survey" of dog attacks on children that was conducted by pediatricians and nurses in a hospital emergency room setting, and the results published in the European Journal of Pediatrics (2003), by authors Kahn, Bauche and Lamoureux, reported that:

Out of the 100 victims, 65 were bitten at home, and 35 in a public place. The bit accidents that occurred at home concerned children with a median age of 5 years, who were without adult supervision at the time of the accident. The children who were bitten by dogs in public places had a median age of 9 years. For 77 bites, the dog was not familiar to the child. Based on history, it appeared that 56 out of 65 accidents at home and 11 out of 35 in public places resulted mainly from the children's or adults behavior.

The findings in this survey support that there was a lack of adult supervision amoung the majority of children bitten in their study. So you see I got my bad boy rep because you big folks don't watch your kids, and you probably haven't taught them how to behave around dogs. Its so important to watch your kids, and tell them not to poke, pull or tease dogs.

Rottweiler Feeding

Gee Golly Wiz...Why I am I always hungry. Don't these people know that it takes about 2000 calories for me to sleep, about another 1000 to get me up and over to the door when someone comes, and still yet another 1000 to cock my head when they speak to me. Gee Golly Wiz. When is somebody gonna feed me. I'm hungry. If they don't think about me soon. I'm gonna eat their horse.

A Rottweiler's Wish List

Ho Ho Ho. Merry Ruffmas!

It's getting to be that time of year when my master is starting to think of what they can buy me for merry ruffmas.

Last year I got this really cool backpack that allows me to cart my own water when we go hiking. It just straps on to me and I carry it on my back.

This year I'm hopin' for one of those plush comfy ottomans' made just for me that I can relax on and watch animal planet.

Come December 25th I'm gonna have me one of these baby's you can count on it. Now somone take this silly hat off me before I tear it to sheds.

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Rottweiler Rescue

"Okay so we got a bad rep", I say.

"But Rottweilers are really just over grown teddy bears living inside a mean looking facade".

"Really that's all it is, a facade", I tell you.

There are so many Rottweilers waiting for someone to come to their rescue. If you think you can handle a big doggie like me. Take the link over the left of this page and find the closest Rottweiler Rescue center to you and bring one of them into your home and give them the love they deserve.

"Hurry, Go Now, I can hear them whimpering from here".

Everything Rottweiler

If you own a Rottweiler than you got a big responsibility that you absolutely adore.

I know this to be true because, well, I hear my masters saying what a big baby I can be at times. Now I know they love me terribly because I am always the main attraction when I walk into a room.

So I figure all master of Rottweilers probably could use their own website exclusively for the Rottie owner.

I'm not much of a computer person, so there not to much frills, but you'll find exactly what your looking for when you visit my site. When you have the time take a visit and be sure to bookmark the site for future use for all your Rottweiler needs and information.

See ya later, need to go pee on something now.

Selfish Rottweiler

This is my bed really.

I let anonymous masters sleep with me because well I think they would find the floor really really uncomfortable.

I like when they go to work and leave me to my sleep.

I got this whole king size bed to myself now and well I think the best thing now is to take a nice long peaceful nap.

Being a Rottweiler

I like be a Rottweiler because ...

...I create fear when people see me for the first time.
...I always get the backseat to myself
...I get the big bowl and the big bones
...I always get my way because of my weight and my size
...I don't stink like other breeds do
...I can knock down anything I want, when I want

Rottweiler Guard Doggin'

I know what you're thinking?

You think that this is my job. Watching for threats coming down the street that might just happen into my master's establishment.

But really, they don't leave me here at night because, well, hmmmm, .... cause, well, I'm afraid. I know I look really mean and scary but actually I'm really just an over grown teddy bear waiting for his next hug and meal.

Rottweiler Watching TV

Okay...Give it Up.

Give me the remote.

There's a special on Animal Planet about female rottweilers giving birth.

I want the remote.

You've had it all day. It's my turn to watch what I want to watch.

Come on! Turn it to the that Animal Planet channel...pleeeeease. I want to see if I know any of these babes they're calling Rottweilers. Isn't that what I am. Isn't that what you call me. I think thats what I hear you say.

Come on. Turn it on now. It might be on. If you don't turn it on now, I'm gonna quit watching TV with you.

I swear, I'll just go right to your side of the bed right now. Then you'll see. You can sleep right there on the couch.

Rottweiler Talking

Did you say, "GO"? Oh please tell me again what you said. I hope it was GO.

I mean I'm ready to GO. Just say the word. Or just give me a sign; like putting your shoes on. Or grabbing the keys to the pick-up. Just tell me what we ya want me to do cause I'm ready.

I've been hanging around all day just waiting for you to say, "Lets Go", "Let's go for a Walk", "Let's Go Out", and the best of them all "Let's Go Up for Truck".

I'll get really happy if you said "GO". I'll mean I'm ready for anything. I go anywhere you take me.

Please take me.

"Hey! How about we go to that place were we walked and walked and walked over all those red rocks and you gave me water out of the palm of your hand. Let's go there. Yeah! Let's go there.

Remember how nice that place was with so many place to pee. Remember how we rested on those great big rocks after we had to climb all the way up them and hey wasn't that scenery pretty great. Yeah, Yeah, Lets go there again. Or, anywhere you want to go, cause I'm just waited for something to happen.

Rottweiler in Bed

Today was hard. I went to the park across the street from my house and ran after about twelve different squirrels, three cats, and one garbage man.

I scared the squirrels right up a tree. Two cats went under nearby cars, while the third started making some strange hissing noises that made the hair on his tail stand up, so I just blew him off and started snooping for poop; and that pansy garbage man--he just kept on driving when he saw me coming.

I did get the newspaper boy to give me the paper today, well actually he sort of just threw it away from me and took off running the other way. I could of caught him but then I wouldn't been able to chew up the paper before my master grabbed it.

Although I could go for a snack, I don't think I'll get it. I guess I could dream up a ham bone when she turns out the lights. "Oh, for the love of Fido, turn out the lights"!

Rottweiler Eatin' Pizza

You see that pizza? Well in about 30 seconds its gonna be mine.

Why?... because thats, "what I do".

I'll go sit by anonymous Mrs, rest my snout on her leg, and look up at her with these baby browns till she gives me a piece.

It's not hard to do. Ya-just-have-to-wear-her-down-with-the-eyes. If she doesn't pay attention, I'll give her a little rrrrrrf here and there till she folds into givin me the last piece.

I'll show her my teeth if I have to.

And Oh Yeah...don't pay any attention to that little guy in the back that's just my backup.