Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Rottwieler News


I'm ready for some more fun, food, and females. I use to know this one bitch who was suppose to be my girlfriend. Me and her was gonna make some puppies. At least thats what I heard them talking about. I wish they take me to her.

I got out of the yard the other day and went looking for her, but the next door neighbor cut me off at the pass and locked me up in his back yard until my Master came home. Ya see, there was this wind thing going on, and it knocked down the fence--That's how I slipped out.

boy oh boy its a good thing they got me, cause I was on a mission.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Rottweiler Snow Day

"Every dog has got to have a day when he gets to do what he wants", I say. "And I want to play outside in the snow. With you. So lets go."

"Get your shoes on and come on out here and play with me", I pleading with you.

"I Gots my basketball all ready to go", crying now. "So whats its only 11 degrees".

"Go put your fake fur coat on and lets play for awhile, then we can go in and get something for lunch and take a nap".

"Come on, lets go, I'm waiting here"!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Rottweiler Reputation


The Bad Boy Rep I got, could hardly come from my master, cause I'm really just a big baby in a mean doggies body and they know it. I even found this survey on my behalf that goes to show its not me who to blame, its you humans. Read this!

Taken in abstract, from a "prospective survey" of dog attacks on children that was conducted by pediatricians and nurses in a hospital emergency room setting, and the results published in the European Journal of Pediatrics (2003), by authors Kahn, Bauche and Lamoureux, reported that:

Out of the 100 victims, 65 were bitten at home, and 35 in a public place. The bit accidents that occurred at home concerned children with a median age of 5 years, who were without adult supervision at the time of the accident. The children who were bitten by dogs in public places had a median age of 9 years. For 77 bites, the dog was not familiar to the child. Based on history, it appeared that 56 out of 65 accidents at home and 11 out of 35 in public places resulted mainly from the children's or adults behavior.
The findings in this survey support that there was a lack of adult supervision amoung the majority of children bitten in their study. So you see I got my bad boy rep because you big folks don't watch your kids, and you probably haven't taught them how to behave around dogs. Its so important to watch your kids, and tell them not to poke, pull or tease dogs.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Rottweiler Feeding




Gee Golly Wiz...Why I am I always hungry. Don't these people know that it takes about 2000 calories for me to sleep, about another 1000 to get me up and over to the door when someone comes, and still yet another 1000 to cock my head when they speak to me. Gee Golly Wiz. When is somebody gonna feed me. I'm hungry. If they don't think about me soon. I'm gonna eat their horse.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

A Rottweiler's Wish List


Ho Ho Ho. Merry Ruffmas!

It's getting to be that time of year when my master is starting to think of what they can buy me for merry ruffmas.

Last year I got this really cool backpack that allows me to cart my own water when we go hiking. It just straps on to me and I carry it on my back.

This year I'm hopin' for one of those plush comfy ottomans' made just for me that I can relax on and watch animal planet.

Come December 25th I'm gonna have me one of these baby's you can count on it. Now somone take this silly hat off me before I tear it to sheds.

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Monday, December 05, 2005

Rottweiler Rescue


"Okay so we got a bad rep", I say.

"But Rottweilers are really just over grown teddy bears living inside a mean looking facade".

"Really that's all it is, a facade", I tell you.

There are so many Rottweilers waiting for someone to come to their rescue. If you think you can handle a big doggie like me. Take the link over the left of this page and find the closest Rottweiler Rescue center to you and bring one of them into your home and give them the love they deserve.

"Hurry, Go Now, I can hear them whimpering from here".