Gee Golly Wiz...Why I am I always hungry. Don't these people know that it takes about 2000 calories for me to sleep, about another 1000 to get me up and over to the door when someone comes, and still yet another 1000 to cock my head when they speak to me. Gee Golly Wiz. When is somebody gonna feed me. I'm hungry. If they don't think about me soon. I'm gonna eat their horse.
