Everything Rottweiler

If you own a Rottweiler than you got a big responsibility that you absolutely adore.

I know this to be true because, well, I hear my masters saying what a big baby I can be at times. Now I know they love me terribly because I am always the main attraction when I walk into a room.

So I figure all master of Rottweilers probably could use their own website exclusively for the Rottie owner.

I'm not much of a computer person, so there not to much frills, but you'll find exactly what your looking for when you visit my site. When you have the time take a visit and be sure to bookmark the site for future use for all your Rottweiler needs and information.

See ya later, need to go pee on something now.

Selfish Rottweiler

This is my bed really.

I let anonymous masters sleep with me because well I think they would find the floor really really uncomfortable.

I like when they go to work and leave me to my sleep.

I got this whole king size bed to myself now and well I think the best thing now is to take a nice long peaceful nap.

Being a Rottweiler

I like be a Rottweiler because ...

...I create fear when people see me for the first time.
...I always get the backseat to myself
...I get the big bowl and the big bones
...I always get my way because of my weight and my size
...I don't stink like other breeds do
...I can knock down anything I want, when I want

Rottweiler Guard Doggin'

I know what you're thinking?

You think that this is my job. Watching for threats coming down the street that might just happen into my master's establishment.

But really, they don't leave me here at night because, well, hmmmm, .... cause, well, I'm afraid. I know I look really mean and scary but actually I'm really just an over grown teddy bear waiting for his next hug and meal.

Rottweiler Watching TV

Okay...Give it Up.

Give me the remote.

There's a special on Animal Planet about female rottweilers giving birth.

I want the remote.

You've had it all day. It's my turn to watch what I want to watch.

Come on! Turn it to the that Animal Planet channel...pleeeeease. I want to see if I know any of these babes they're calling Rottweilers. Isn't that what I am. Isn't that what you call me. I think thats what I hear you say.

Come on. Turn it on now. It might be on. If you don't turn it on now, I'm gonna quit watching TV with you.

I swear, I'll just go right to your side of the bed right now. Then you'll see. You can sleep right there on the couch.

Rottweiler Talking

Did you say, "GO"? Oh please tell me again what you said. I hope it was GO.

I mean I'm ready to GO. Just say the word. Or just give me a sign; like putting your shoes on. Or grabbing the keys to the pick-up. Just tell me what we ya want me to do cause I'm ready.

I've been hanging around all day just waiting for you to say, "Lets Go", "Let's go for a Walk", "Let's Go Out", and the best of them all "Let's Go Up for Truck".

I'll get really happy if you said "GO". I'll mean I'm ready for anything. I go anywhere you take me.

Please take me.

"Hey! How about we go to that place were we walked and walked and walked over all those red rocks and you gave me water out of the palm of your hand. Let's go there. Yeah! Let's go there.

Remember how nice that place was with so many place to pee. Remember how we rested on those great big rocks after we had to climb all the way up them and hey wasn't that scenery pretty great. Yeah, Yeah, Lets go there again. Or, anywhere you want to go, cause I'm just waited for something to happen.

Rottweiler in Bed

Today was hard. I went to the park across the street from my house and ran after about twelve different squirrels, three cats, and one garbage man.

I scared the squirrels right up a tree. Two cats went under nearby cars, while the third started making some strange hissing noises that made the hair on his tail stand up, so I just blew him off and started snooping for poop; and that pansy garbage man--he just kept on driving when he saw me coming.

I did get the newspaper boy to give me the paper today, well actually he sort of just threw it away from me and took off running the other way. I could of caught him but then I wouldn't been able to chew up the paper before my master grabbed it.

Although I could go for a snack, I don't think I'll get it. I guess I could dream up a ham bone when she turns out the lights. "Oh, for the love of Fido, turn out the lights"!

Rottweiler Eatin' Pizza

You see that pizza? Well in about 30 seconds its gonna be mine.

Why?... because thats, "what I do".

I'll go sit by anonymous Mrs, rest my snout on her leg, and look up at her with these baby browns till she gives me a piece.

It's not hard to do. Ya-just-have-to-wear-her-down-with-the-eyes. If she doesn't pay attention, I'll give her a little rrrrrrf here and there till she folds into givin me the last piece.

I'll show her my teeth if I have to.

And Oh Yeah...don't pay any attention to that little guy in the back that's just my backup.